lol the first time I played minecraft I didn't know you had to hold down the mouse and i also didn't know you had to hold space to swim so I constantly died in water (you don't have to mine obsidian to make a nether portal, you just have to make it).
Hints for Minecraft: Dont attack or look in the eyes of Endermen or your freakin dead. Unless your a mystical god of humankind. Diamonds should be picked with an iron pick. Gold is useless. The items it makes are cheap and easily break. If your going mining, you need a sword, armor, torches, and a pick. (Bring more if its wooden) Those green things are called creepers, and will explode and kill you. (Parody about creepers ->[link]) First thing you do when you get on a world, pick trees and make a crafting table, furnace and pick. Cobble houses are pretty much the best houses There you go! Good luck! BTW come on a server with me the ip is: 22.214.171.124 Type it exactly like that! (Incase you dont know how to, go to the multiplayer button, press add server, the top where it says server name type Terracubic and the server address type in 126.96.36.199 exactly like that and we can play together )
I was in creative and spawned Endermen, I attacked one and a few minutes later after some teleporting and a little fun rave party w/ Endermen spawning, he had his mouth open and I was like "What ya gonna do?Ya can't hurt me."